Lemony Milk

19. nz. vag.
I like cats, yoshi & food
I hate popping balloons, spiders & getting popcorn kernels stuck in my teeth

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sellyourselfshort:

hello-is-there-anybody-there:

lovelynobody00:

If you’re having a bad day, just watch this sleeping kitten.
Its tiny black nose, its little cushioned black jellybean toes, the halo of silver moonlight hairs on the silky black fur.

MY COMPUTER SCREWED UP AND THE GIF STOPPED AND I GOT WORRIED

shh don’t shout the kittens trying to sleep

This is one of the best gifs on Tumblr

myainatree:

Get in loser We’re going shopping.

striderfeels:

trashboat:

could you imagine being on tumblr with all your followers physically present just like a group of 300 people standing around staring at you and every time you say anything a handful of them just repeat it to eachother for a few minutes

the internet is a strange place

(Source: alegbra)

typac:

whats behind that blurred spot? is it a toaster? is it a gun? is it bill cosby?

promo4homo:

justjasper:

siamese cats getting really fucking distressed at their owner being in the shower

fuckinq:

sexcake:

does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants

me but it’s never an accident

skittlesndrpepper:

craigmothertucker:

so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.